Jon Drinks Water #8966 Waters That Didn't Make It On The Comparison Chart

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"Jon Drinks Water #8966 Waters That Didn't Make It On The Comparison Chart" is a discussion video (waters talked about, not tasted) from Jon Drinks Water, episode #8966 of the series.

Waters That Did Not Make It On The Comparison Chart: the waters here were discussed but never tasted.

Featured waters

65 Waters, Agua de Piedra, Alka-65 Alkaline Water, Amazon Fresh (Frozen), Arizona Vapor Water, Atari, Bling H2O, Bulletproof (FATwater), Crazy Water (Mineral Wells, Texas), Disney Star Wars, Expensive Waters, Gush, Harvey Nichols, Hello Water (hellowater), Hy-Vee Spring Water, Jack Daniel's Limestone Spring (not a bottled water brand), Magic Unicorn Tears, Marvel Spider-Man, Berg (Pure Icebergberg), Quantum PCR H2O, Rising Springs, Sony, TasteThisReviews, Tea, Ty Nant Still Spring Water, Weed/CBD Water.

What Jonathan decided

none tasted: none made the chart (blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued)

65 Waters

He talked about it but never got to taste it. This one never made it onto the comparison chart, blocked like the rest by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About 65 Waters

This is not a water brand. The entry looks like a meta entry for a 65-way taste test or countdown video, not an actual bottled-water product.

Agua de Piedra

He talked about it but never got to taste it. Like the rest of that episode's list, it was blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About Agua de Piedra

Agua de Piedra is a natural sparkling mineral water from the La Huasteca basin in Nuevo Leon, Mexico, bottled in 100% recyclable glass and sold in the US through TikTok Shop and specialty retailers.

Alka-65 Alkaline Water

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made the comparison chart, like everything else in that episode.

About Alka-65 Alkaline Water

Alka-65 is a purified alkaline water ionized to pH 9.5 or higher with added electrolytes, owned by Nam Holdings LLC and sold mostly through small retailers and distributors. One reviewer traced its source to the Erie County municipal supply.

Amazon Fresh (Frozen)

He talked about it but never got to taste it. Like the rest of that list, it was blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About Amazon Fresh (Frozen)

Amazon's store-brand water is purified through reverse osmosis and ozone with no added minerals. The "Frozen" part of the entry is unexplained. Maybe he drank a bottle served frozen, or maybe it is a novelty variant. Nobody knows.

Arizona Vapor Water

He talked about it but never got to taste it. Blocked like the rest, by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About Arizona Vapor Water

Vapor Water was a line from Arizona Beverage Co., the iced-tea giant, vapor-distilled with added electrolytes and sold with packaging telling the "hydrologic cycle" story. The line was discontinued, which is probably why it never made the chart.

Atari

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made the chart, like everything else in that episode.

About Atari

There is no Atari bottled water. The entry was most likely water drunk from an Atari-branded reusable bottle, the Fuji Drip insulated stainless-steel bottle sold at atari.com. Atari is the classic video-game company, not a beverage company.

Bling H2O

He talked about it but never got to taste it. Blocked like the rest, by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued. At these prices, probably price.

About Bling H2O

Bling H2O is a luxury novelty water founded by Hollywood writer-producer Kevin G. Boyd, sold in frosted glass bottles hand-decorated with Swarovski crystals. The water comes from a Tennessee spring, and prices range from about $40 a bottle to a $2,600 crystal-encrusted limited edition. It has been featured at the Grammys and Emmys.

Bulletproof (FATwater)

No sipping happened here, so there is no verdict to report. It landed in the group of waters that simply could not make it onto the comparison chart.

About Bulletproof (FATwater)

The Bulletproof in question is Dave Asprey's biohacking brand, and FATwater was its bottled water product from around 2015. It was deionized water infused with Brain Octane Oil, which is MCT oil, plus B vitamins, coming in around 15 to 20 calories with grapefruit, lemon, and pineapple flavors. Asprey claimed the fat particles improved hydration. The line was short-lived and is long gone.

Crazy Water (Mineral Wells, Texas)

No tasting here, just a mention. It sits in the group of waters that could not make it onto the comparison chart for one reason or another.

About Crazy Water (Mineral Wells, Texas)

Crazy Water is a mineral water from Mineral Wells, Texas, sourced from deep mineral wells since 1881. It is named for the "Crazy Woman Well," where a woman was said to have been cured by the mineral-rich water. The water comes in grades from No. 1, the lightest, to No. 4, the strongest, based on source depth, naturally rich in calcium, sulfates, manganese, and trace lithium.

Disney Star Wars

No tasting, just a mention in the did-not-make-it group. So there is no verdict to report here.

About Disney Star Wars

Jonathan's entry was most likely the PULSE Star Wars The Mandalorian natural spring water, a licensed Lucasfilm product sold in aluminum bottles with naturally filtered US spring water. Volvic also did limited-edition Star Wars character bottles in the UK. These are novelty licensed releases rather than standalone water brands.

Expensive Waters

This is not a brand at all, just a category Jonathan discussed. No tasting happened, so there is no verdict to report.

About Expensive Waters

The "expensive waters" entry refers to the luxury and expensive water brands as a group, not a single product. Examples of such brands include Bling H2O, Fillico, Kona Nigari, and 10 Thousand BC.

Gush

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It was one of the waters that never made it onto the comparison chart, blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About Gush

No widely sold bottled-water brand named simply "Gush" could be found. The closest match is Gush Valley Still Water, a South African naturally alkaline water, but this bracket entry may have been a novelty or regional water, so reliable brand info is limited.

Harvey Nichols

He talked about it but never got to taste it. Like the others in that video, it never made it onto the comparison chart.

About Harvey Nichols

Harvey Nichols is a UK luxury department store in London, not a water bottler. It serves its own still or sparkling water at its restaurants and food hall, but there is no dedicated Harvey Nichols bottled-water product line. This entry was likely their restaurant table water.

Hello Water (hellowater)

It got eliminated with 10 calories, and my verdict was that it was "not really a water." Brita-filtered tap water won that whole round, which tells you how the day went.

About Hello Water (hellowater)

Hello Water is a fiber-infused flavored water from Chicago-based Hello Beverages, founded by beverage industry veterans Rusty Jones and Tom Bushkie. Each 16 oz bottle has 5 grams of soluble fiber, zero sugar, and about 10 calories, sweetened with stevia and erythritol. The flavors are named after emotions instead of fruits, like Smile and Love.

Hy-Vee Spring Water

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made it onto the comparison chart, blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About Hy-Vee Spring Water

This is the store-brand natural spring water of Hy-Vee, the Midwestern supermarket chain based in West Des Moines, Iowa, sold for about $4.99 a 24-pack. Hy-Vee also has a One Step spring water line that donates a portion of proceeds to dig wells for communities without clean water. I reviewed it in #3663, picking Crystal Geyser over it, and again in #3704, picking it over Giant Eagle distilled.

Jack Daniel's Limestone Spring (not a bottled water brand)

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made it onto the comparison chart.

About Jack Daniel's Limestone Spring (not a bottled water brand)

This is not an actual bottled water brand. It refers to the famous Cave Spring Hollow at the Jack Daniel Distillery in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Since 1866, every drop of Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey has been made with water from this cave spring, where the limestone naturally removes iron, which is ideal for whiskey-making. Jack Daniel's is owned by Brown-Forman and does not sell a retail bottled water product.

Magic Unicorn Tears

He talked about it but never got to taste it. This one never made the comparison chart, blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued, like everything else in that episode.

About Magic Unicorn Tears

Magic Unicorn Tears is a real registered trademark (Reg. No. 4905040, 2016) owned by Glutton Force Five, LLC, the company behind Taco in a Bag in Chicago. It is a novelty joke water sold at the restaurant for about $2, a gag label on plain bottled water, not a nationally distributed brand.

Marvel Spider-Man

He talked about it but never got to taste it. Like everything in that episode, it never made the chart, blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About Marvel Spider-Man

No bottled water brand by this name turned up in research. This was most likely a novelty kid's character bottle (character bottles like Zak Designs' Spider-Man kids bottles are everywhere), not a real water brand. Treat it as a fun label, not a water.

Berg (Pure Icebergberg)

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It was one of the waters that never made it onto the comparison chart.

About Berg (Pure Icebergberg)

Berg bottles melted iceberg water harvested off Newfoundland, from ice that started as Greenland glaciers about 15,000 years ago. It is ultra-pure soft water, and the green bottle mimics iceberg ice.

Quantum PCR H2O

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made it onto the comparison chart.

About Quantum PCR H2O

Quantum PCR H2O was a CBD-infused bottled water from a small Nevada company, marketed with nanoparticle quantum-physics claims. The company and the water both look defunct now.

Rising Springs

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made it onto the comparison chart.

About Rising Springs

Rising Springs was a natural alkaline mineral water from a geothermal source in Idaho's Sawtooth National Forest, marketed as a silica water supplement for beauty. The trademark lapsed in 2024 and the brand looks inactive.

Sony

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made it onto the comparison chart.

About Sony

Not a water brand at all. Sony has never sold bottled water; the entry probably came from him drinking out of a Sony-branded reusable bottle or filming with Sony gear.

TasteThisReviews

He talked about it but never got to taste it. None of the waters in that video made the chart, blocked by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About TasteThisReviews

This one is not a water at all. TasteThisReviews is another beverage reviewer on YouTube and Instagram, a crossover mention, not a brand.

Tea

He talked about it but never got to taste it. Tea never made the chart, like everything else in that video.

About Tea

There is no bottled water brand called Tea. It was exactly what it sounds like, tea.

Ty Nant Still Spring Water

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made the chart, blocked like everything else in that video by price, shipping, availability, or being discontinued.

About Ty Nant Still Spring Water

Ty Nant is a premium Welsh natural mineral water from an aquifer in the Cambrian Mountains, launched in 1989 at the Savoy Hotel in London. Famous for its cobalt-blue glass bottles, pH 6.8, and for showing up as set dressing on Friends, Frasier, and Grace and Frankie.

Weed/CBD Water

He talked about it but never got to taste it. It never made the chart.

About Weed/CBD Water

There is no single brand called WeedCBD. It was likely a generic or novelty CBD-infused water. Real CBD and THC waters are sold only through licensed cannabis dispensaries, never as regular bottled water.

Notes on this record

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