Jon Drinks Water #4923 La Croix, Pamplemousse VS Berry VS Pure VS Lime VS Coconut VS Tangerine VS Po
Jon Drinks Water · Episode #4923 · Water Reviews
Winner: LaCroix Coconut
"Jon Drinks Water #4923 La Croix, Pamplemousse VS Berry VS Pure VS Lime VS Coconut VS Tangerine VS Po" is a water review video from Jon Drinks Water, episode #4923 of the series.
Featured waters
LaCroix Sparkling Water, LaCroix Berry, LaCroix Coconut, LaCroix Curate Limon, LaCroix Curate Kiwi Sandia (Kiwi Watermelon), LaCroix Lime, LaCroix Pamplemousse, LaCroix Curate Pina Fraise, LaCroix Pure, LaCroix Tangerine.
Winner: LaCroix Coconut.
What Jonathan decided
Coconut = winner; Tangerine and Berry = finalists/liked; Pure, Lime, "Pompeii Bay", tall cans = eliminated; all-ten mix = worst
LaCroix Sparkling Water
This was a ten-flavor LaCroix showdown, and coconut took the crown, with tangerine and berry as liked finalists. Pure, lime, the "Pompeii Bay," and the tall cans were eliminated, and mixing all ten together was the worst idea of the day.
About LaCroix Sparkling Water
Same LaCroix brand story as above: launched 1980/81 by Heileman's brewery in La Crosse, Wisconsin, acquired by National Beverage Corp in 1992, pronounced "la-CROY." Two ingredients per can, zero calories, zero sweeteners, zero sodium, gluten-free, vegan, kosher. The flavor lines are Core (classics like Pamplemousse, Tangerine, Lime, Berry, Pure, Coconut) and Curate (taller cans with combos), over 20 flavors total.
LaCroix Berry
Berry was one of the liked finalists along with tangerine, but coconut won the whole thing. A solid showing in a crowded field.
About LaCroix Berry
This is the Berry flavor of LaCroix's Core line from National Beverage Corp. Same two-ingredient deal: carbonated water and natural flavor, zero calories, zero sweeteners, zero sodium.
LaCroix Coconut
Coconut is the winner. Out of ten LaCroix flavors, coconut took the whole showdown, with tangerine and berry as the liked finalists. Mixing all ten together was the worst, which feels like a lesson for life.
About LaCroix Coconut
Same LaCroix brand, the Core-line Coconut flavor from National Beverage Corp. Carbonated water and natural flavor, nothing else, zero calories.
LaCroix Curate Limon
The tall cans were eliminated in the big LaCroix showdown, and Limon went home with them. Coconut won the day.
About LaCroix Curate Limon
This is the Curate-line Limon from LaCroix, sold in the taller cans, from National Beverage Corp. Same two-ingredient formula, zero calories, zero sweeteners, zero sodium.
LaCroix Curate Kiwi Sandia (Kiwi Watermelon)
Kiwi Sandia, which is kiwi watermelon, was one of the tall cans that got eliminated in the flavor showdown. Coconut won.
About LaCroix Curate Kiwi Sandia (Kiwi Watermelon)
This is the Curate-line Kiwi Sandia from LaCroix's taller can series, from National Beverage Corp. Carbonated water and natural flavor, zero calories, and it did not survive the coconut wave.
LaCroix Lime
Coconut ran away with this one, and Tangerine and Berry were the finalists. Lime got cut early along with Pure, and mixing all ten flavors together turned out to be the worst thing I drank that day.
About LaCroix Lime
LaCroix launched in 1980 as the "Anti-Perrier" from La Crosse, Wisconsin (pronounced la-CROY), and it is now owned by National Beverage Corp in Fort Lauderdale. Every can is just carbonated water and natural flavor: zero calories, zero sweeteners, zero sodium. It blew up with millennials around 2015 and at its peak held roughly 30% of US sparkling water sales.
LaCroix Pamplemousse
Ten flavors went in, and Coconut came out on top with Tangerine and Berry as the finalists. Pamplemousse was in the mix, but the episode summary never names it outright ("Pompeii Bay" appears in the record, which may be a mangled caption), so the record is unclear on this one.
About LaCroix Pamplemousse
Same LaCroix story: launched in 1980 by G. Heileman Brewing of La Crosse, Wisconsin, acquired by National Beverage Corp in 1992. Pamplemousse is French for grapefruit, and it sits in the Core flavor line alongside Tangerine, Lime, Berry, Pure, and Coconut, 20+ flavors total.
LaCroix Curate Pina Fraise
Coconut won the whole showdown, Tangerine and Berry were the finalists, and the ten-flavor mix was the worst. Pina Fraise was part of the Curate tall-can line, and the summary notes the tall cans were eliminated, but it never names Pina Fraise directly, so the record is unclear on this one.
About LaCroix Curate Pina Fraise
This is LaCroix's Curate line: taller cans with combo flavors like Pina Fraise, Kiwi Sandia, and Limon, from the same National Beverage Corp brand launched in 1980 in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Two ingredients per can, carbonated water and natural flavor, zero calories and zero sodium.
LaCroix Pure
Pure got cut early in the big LaCroix showdown. Coconut won the whole thing, Tangerine and Berry were the finalists, and the ten-flavor mix was the worst drink of the day.
About LaCroix Pure
LaCroix launched in 1980 as the "Anti-Perrier" from La Crosse, Wisconsin (la-CROY, after the St. Croix River), now owned by National Beverage Corp of Fort Lauderdale. Pure is the unflavored one in the Core line: just carbonated water, nothing else, zero calories and zero sodium.
LaCroix Tangerine
Tangerine was one of the two finalists, right behind Coconut, alongside Berry. It earned its spot. Pure and Lime got cut early, and the ten-flavor mix was the worst.
About LaCroix Tangerine
Same LaCroix brand story: launched 1980 in La Crosse, Wisconsin by G. Heileman as the "Anti-Perrier," owned by National Beverage Corp since 1992. Tangerine is a Core flavor, two ingredients, zero calories, zero sweeteners, zero sodium.
Notes on this record
- Drafting note from the verified draft records: **LaCroix Pamplemousse (#4923):** verdict text never names Pamplemousse; "Pompeii Bay" appears in the record, which may be a mangled caption of Pamplemousse. Exact placement unclear.
- Drafting note from the verified draft records: **LaCroix Curate Pina Fraise (#4923):** verdict text never names Pina Fraise; only "tall cans" are noted as eliminated. Exact placement unclear.
